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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:04

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do you like to be pegged?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

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